I didn't write you a cover letter.
I built you a Claude Code plugin instead. Seemed like a better use of everyone's time.
"Dear Mr. Wilkinson, I am writing to express my enthusiastic interest in the Vibe Coder position. With my extensive experience leveraging cross-functional synergies..."
— Every inbox, forever
- ✗3-page PDF resume
- ✗LinkedIn endorsements for "Microsoft Excel"
- ✗"Passionate about growth"
- ✗Portfolio link that 404s
Time to read: 45 minutes
Time you'll never get back: 45 minutes
jd-for-andrewA Claude Code plugin with 5 custom skills built specifically for you.
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/design-roast— MetaLab-quality critiques - →
/tiny-memo— Berkshire-style analysis - →
/andrew-would-hate-this— BS detector - →
/aeropress— Yes, I know you own it
Time spent: One evening
Usefulness: TBD (scroll down)
The actual plugin
Running in a sandbox. Try it or don't.
Enter the password to start a Claude Code sandbox
Andrew, check your email for the password.
The Fine Print
In the interest of not wasting anyone's time
WHAT I DO
- • Ship things
- • Notice bad kerning
- • Build instead of meeting
- • Work alone, mostly
KNOWN ISSUES
- • Will mention if something looks off
- • Opinions about whitespace
- • Prefers async communication
- • Thinks most meetings are emails
WON'T DO
- • Cover letters
- • Pretend Jira is good
- • Say "circle back" unironically
- • "We'll give you some time back"
Anyway. If this is interesting, let me know. If not, no worries.
JD Fiscus
The person behind the plugin
Director of R&D - AI at RVO Health. Built their AI Labs from scratch. Currently all-in on AI orchestration, vibe coding, agent-native development.
Wrote the n8n MCP community node one sleepless night. 4.8 million downloads later, it's one of the most popular community nodes. Also built MCP servers, Chrome extensions with in-browser AI, and voice-enabled warehouse robots at Accenture.
MIT certs in IoT and AI. Udacity nanodegrees in ML DevOps, AI Product Management, and Robotics. Usually early to whatever's coming next. Scrappy. Hungry. Looking to be unleashed.